Cheetah Piss feminized cannabis plant in flower

Feminized seeds

LemonadexGelato 42xLondon Pound Cake 97

THC: 20-25%
Bloom: 8-9 wks
Yield/sq ft: 1.5-1.8 oz
Level: Moderate

Cheetah Piss Feminized Seeds

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Sharp lemon zest over sweet cream and a grape-berry backbone. A sativa-leaning feminized hybrid that flowers in 8-9 weeks and stacks heavy, resin-coated tops.

THC20-25%
Bloom8-9 weeks
Height3-5 ft indoors
LevelModerate

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SKU: BMS-CP-FEMX Categories: Feminized Seeds, High THC Seeds, High Yield Seeds, Hybrid Seeds, Outdoor Seeds, Sativa Seeds

Quick answerCheetah Piss is a sativa-dominant hybrid bred in California from a three-way cross of Lemonade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97. Expect a zesty lemon and sweet cream nose with grape undertones, reported THC of 20-25%, and an indoor flowering time of 8-9 weeks.

Cheetah Piss at a glance

THC20-25%Supplier reported. Strong, but not overwhelming for regular consumers.

Flowering8-9 wksCounted from the flip to 12/12

Indoor yield1.5-1.8 ozPer sq ft with a flat canopy

Height3-5 ftIndoors. 5-7 ft outdoors

Outdoor harvestMid-late OctPlan around your first frost

Signature traitBright citrus over a creamy dessert baseLemon zest from one side of the family, gelato and pound cake richness from the other

What is the Cheetah Piss strain?

Cheetah Piss was first bred in California, where it became a talking point as much for its odd name as for its quality. Behind the joke is a serious three-way pedigree: a lemon-forward Lemonade cut was crossed with Gelato 42, and that hybrid was then paired with London Pound Cake 97.

Each parent leaves a clear mark. Lemonade supplies the sharp citrus top notes and most of the sativa-leaning lift. Gelato 42 adds creamy sweetness, dense calyxes and bag appeal. London Pound Cake 97 rounds things out with grape and berry undertones, extra resin and a firmer frame. The plant grows to medium height with strong side branches that hold up chunky, sticky buds.

The name is a nod to the pungent, tangy edge some people catch when a jar is first opened, a sharp note sitting above the sweeter dessert layers. Because these are feminized seeds, each one is bred to grow into a flowering female plant, so your space goes to buds rather than males.

LemonadeGelato 42

Lemonade x Gelato 42London Pound Cake 97

Cheetah Piss

How it feels

Consumers commonly describe a clear, upbeat head high that sharpens focus, followed by a mellow body ease that never quite turns to couch lock. Sessions usually run two to three hours.

First 10 minutesClear, bright start
A cheerful mental lift that many people say helps them lock onto a task.
30 to 90 minutesFocused and social
Mood stays high while a light warmth settles into the shoulders.
2 to 3 hoursEasy wind-down
The dessert side of the family brings a calm, loose finish.

Commonly reportedUpliftedFocusedHappyRelaxed

With reported THC up to 25%, newer consumers should start low and wait before taking more. Dry mouth and dry eyes are the most common complaints, and some people report racing thoughts or anxiety at high doses. General reports, not medical guidance.

Aroma, flavor and terpenes

Fresh lemon peel hits first, then a sweet, creamy body and a grape-berry finish with a faint funky tang. It gets loud from about week five of flower, so run a carbon filter.

Flavor notesLemonCitrusSweet creamGrape

LimoneneLemon, citrus peel

Drives the zesty top notes from the Lemonade side.

CaryophyllenePepper, warm spice

Adds the tangy, slightly funky bite.

MyrceneEarthy, ripe fruit

Deepens the grape and berry undertones.

Harvest in the cool hours of the morning, dry at about 60°F and 60% RH for 10-14 days, then cure in jars to hold onto the volatile lemon notes.

How to grow Cheetah Piss

Rated moderate. It grows with sativa-style vigor and stretches in early flower, so canopy control matters more here than with compact dessert strains.

Indoors

Veg climate: 74-82°F, 55-65% RH
Flower climate: 68-80°F, 40-50% RH
Stretch: Expect the plant to double after the flip
Light: 700-1,000 PPFD in flower (LED)
Training: Top twice, then spread with a SCROG net
Feeding: Medium; taper nitrogen by week 3 of flower

Outdoors

Plant out: After last frost, nights above 50°F
Size: 5-7 ft in full sun
Harvest: Mid to late October
Best fit: Sunny, dry falls (USDA 7-10)
Watch for: Early frost and late-season rain
Support: Stake or trellis heavy side branches

Read the full indoor grow guide

Indoors, Cheetah Piss usually finishes between 3 and 5 feet, but the Lemonade side gives it a real growth spurt in the first two to three weeks after the flip. Plan for that stretch when you decide how long to veg. A 4×4 ft tent with a net is a comfortable home for one or two plants.

Environment

Vegetative: 74-82°F with 55-65% relative humidity keeps growth fast and healthy.
Flower: 68-80°F and 40-50% RH, easing toward 40% in the last two weeks. The Gelato-type buds are dense enough to hold moisture, so steady airflow helps prevent bud rot.
Night drop: an 8-10°F drop between day and night late in flower can coax out a little color without slowing ripening.

Light and training

Under LED, run about 500-700 PPFD in veg and 700-1,000 PPFD in bloom. Top once at the fourth or fifth node and again on the two new leaders, then tuck growth under a SCROG screen. Fill the net about 70% before you flip so the flowering stretch fills the rest.

Feeding

This hybrid takes a medium feed well. Keep nitrogen up through the stretch, then shift to a bloom formula by week three of flower. Watch leaf tips; if they burn, back off by about a quarter.

Harvest timing

Most plants are ready 8 to 9 weeks after the switch. Check trichomes with a loupe: mostly cloudy with a few amber heads keeps the clear, upbeat character, while waiting for more amber tilts the finish toward relaxation.

Seed to jar in about 23 weeks

A typical indoor timeline. Veg length is flexible; the flowering window comes from the genetics.

Germinate1 wkSeedling2 wkVegetate6 wkFlower9 wkDry and cure5 wk

Week 1Week 23

Germinate weeks 1-1
Paper towel or plug at 75-80°F
Seedling weeks 2-3
Soft light, 65-70% RH
Vegetate weeks 4-9
Top twice, fill the net
Flower weeks 10-18
8-9 weeks, stretch early
Dry and cure weeks 19-23
60°F, 60% RH, then jars

Growing Cheetah Piss outdoors in the US

Outdoors, Cheetah Piss can top 5 to 7 feet and produce roughly 18 to 23 ounces per plant in full sun. It finishes in mid to late October, which is later than many dessert hybrids, so the length of your fall season matters. Set plants out after your last spring frost once nights hold above about 50°F.

Two things can cut a season short: an early hard frost and a run of cold autumn rain. In northern states, start seedlings indoors in spring so plants go out large, and keep a frost cloth or hoop cover ready for October. Strong lateral branches carry heavy tops, so a cage or trellis keeps them from snapping in wind. Use our harvest date calculator to see whether the finish lines up with your first frost.

Check your local rules before planting. Home cultivation is legal for adults in some states and not others, and plant limits differ. See marijuana laws by state.

Will it finish where you live?

ExcellentInland California and the Southwest

Long, sunny, dry falls give a late finisher all the time it needs.

FairColorado Front Range and Utah valleys

Dry air is ideal, but mid-October frost at elevation can arrive before harvest.

FairMidwest

A late-October finish runs into cold, wet weather in many years; start early and cover plants.

PoorNortheast

Short seasons and damp autumns make a mid to late October harvest a gamble outdoors.

GoodSoutheast and Gulf Coast

The long season suits it, but humid nights mean thinning the canopy for airflow.

Check your state's home-grow rules before you plant. Laws by state

Who Cheetah Piss is for

Daytime consumersPeople who want a clear, upbeat high that leaves room to stay productive.
Yield chasersGrowers with a trained canopy who want heavy tops from a high-yield hybrid.
Growers with headroomTents or rooms that can handle a strong post-flip stretch to 5 ft.
Long-season outdoor growersCalifornia, the Southwest and the Southeast give it the late fall it wants.

Keep exploring

Sativa seedsUplifting, energetic genetics High-yield seedsStrains that fill the jar When to plant outdoorsPlanting dates by USDA zone Yield calculatorEstimate your harvest before you plant What is a SCROG?The net method that tames a stretchy hybrid

Cheetah Piss strain data sheet

Genetics

Seed type: Feminized
Genetics: Sativa-dominant hybrid
Lineage: (Lemonade x Gelato 42) x London Pound Cake 97

Potency & profile

THC: 20-25% (supplier reported)
CBD: 0.1-0.5%
Commonly reported effects: Focused, Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted
Flavors: Citrus, Grape, Lemon, Sweet cream
Dominant terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Growing

Flowering time: 8-9 weeks
Height: 3-5 ft indoors, 5-7 ft outdoors
Difficulty: Moderate
Climate: Mild to warm and dry, 68-80°F, 40-50% RH in flower
Best USDA zones: 7-10 (dry, sunny autumns)
Outdoor harvest: Mid to late October

Yield

Indoor yield: 1.5-1.8 oz per sq ft
Outdoor yield: 18-23 oz per plant

Ranges are typical for this strain and vary with phenotype, environment and technique.

Cheetah Piss FAQ

Is Cheetah Piss indica or sativa?

Cheetah Piss is a sativa-dominant hybrid. The Lemonade parent brings the lift and stretch, while Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97 add a dense bud structure and a relaxed finish.

How strong is Cheetah Piss?

Our supplier reports THC in the 20-25% range. That is potent enough for experienced consumers, but individual plants vary with phenotype, environment and harvest timing, so treat the range as a guide.

How long does Cheetah Piss take to flower?

Indoors, expect 8 to 9 weeks after switching to 12/12. Outdoors in the US it usually comes down in mid to late October, depending on your latitude and weather.

How much does Cheetah Piss yield?

A trained indoor canopy can return roughly 1.5 to 1.8 ounces per square foot. Outdoors, healthy plants in full sun can produce roughly 18 to 23 ounces each, depending on soil, sun and season length.

Is Cheetah Piss good for beginners?

It is rated moderate. The plant is vigorous and forgiving with feeding, but its stretch after the flip and dense late buds call for some canopy control and humidity management, so a second or third grow is a better fit.

What does Cheetah Piss smell and taste like?

Fresh lemon peel up front, a sweet, creamy middle and a grape-berry finish with a faint tangy funk. Limonene, caryophyllene and myrcene are the terpenes most often reported.

Where does Cheetah Piss grow best outdoors in the US?

It does best where fall stays sunny and dry into late October, such as inland California and the Southwest. The Southeast also works with good airflow, while short northern seasons are risky.

Why is it called Cheetah Piss?

The name plays on a sharp, tangy edge that some people notice when a jar is first opened, sitting above the sweeter lemon and dessert notes. It is a joke name for a strain with a serious pedigree.

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